Swiss Cheese
The Swiss Cheese (SUI) are tied for 41st of 45 teams in Brudvig Hockey at 74 OVR. Full of holes. Mostly the other team's.
- Overall
- 74 OVR, tied for 41st of 45
- Style
- The trap: clog the middle, pounce on mistakes
- Speed
- 3 / 5
- Hitting
- 2 / 5
- Size
- 4 / 5
- Goalie
- Holey #1
How they play
The trap. They clog the middle and wait for you to make a mistake. Patience is their whole personality. When the computer plays the Cheese, that's what it does: the style sets how often it shoots, passes, cycles, forechecks, stretches the ice and hits. Same style: Moscow Mules, Toronto Raccoons, Chinese Wall, Buffalo Lake Effect, Colorado Yetis, Slovak Slowpokes.
- Speed 3/5. League average. 16 other teams have it.
- Hitting 2/5. On the light side in collisions. Hitting is weight in collisions: who flies and who stays up.
- Size 4/5. Big, and they look it on the ice.
- Shooting is the same for every team. A Cheese slap shot is as hard as anybody's.
The 74 OVR is how sharp their computer players are: how fast they read the play, how true they pass, how clean their sticks are. It doesn't touch how hard anyone shoots. Below the league average, so the computer makes a few more mistakes with them.
Roster
| Player | No. | Plays | Goals / game | Assists / game | Points / game |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Emmental | #5 | Skater | 1.18 | 0.91 | 2.09 |
| Gruyere | #17 | Skater | 0.87 | 1.02 | 1.89 |
| Fondue | #29 | Skater | 0.72 | 0.99 | 1.70 |
| Holey | #1 | Goalie | Save % .786 · Goals against 3.33 a game | ||
Jerseys
Light, Dark and Alt. If nobody picks, the home team wears Light and the away team wears Dark, and if the two would look too alike the away team changes. Pick one in Choose teams or in the online lobby.
In the Challenge Cup
In 2,000 simulated cups the Cheese won 4 (0%) and reached the Championship 13 times. Here is where every run ended:
| How far | Cups | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Won the Challenge Cup | 4 | 0% |
| Lost the Championship | 9 | 0% |
| Out in the Semifinals | 31 | 2% |
| Out in the Quarterfinals | 129 | 7% |
| Out in the Round of 16 | 490 | 25% |
| Out in the Round of 32 | 1,275 | 66% |
One simulated game: 8% against the Milwaukee Pucks (94), 35% against a 79 team, 73% against the California Gold (66). That's the computer's games. When you take the Cheese into a cup, you play your own games, and the computer gets harder every round. Challenge Cup guide.