All 45 teams
Brudvig Hockey has 45 teams, rated from 94 OVR (the Milwaukee Pucks) down to 66 (the California Gold). The rating changes how well the computer plays a team and how it does in simulated Challenge Cup games. Each team also has its own speed, hitting and size, a style of play, a roster and three jerseys. All of them are made up. None of them are affiliated with anyone.
The top six: 1. Milwaukee Pucks, 2. St Paul Norsemen, 3. American Eagles, 4. Canadian Greats, 5. Moscow Mules, 6. Norwegian Fjords. Everyone else sits in the middle, and the California Gold sit at the bottom by a comfortable margin.
Power rankings
| # | Team | OVR | Style | SPD | HIT | SIZE |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Milwaukee Pucks MIL | 94 | Shoot first | 3 | 5 | 4 |
| 2 | St Paul Norsemen STP | 92 | Crash and bang | 4 | 4 | 5 |
| 2 | American Eagles USA | 92 | Shoot first | 5 | 4 | 4 |
| 4 | Canadian Greats CAN | 89 | Shoot first | 4 | 4 | 2 |
| 5 | Moscow Mules MOS | 88 | The trap | 3 | 3 | 5 |
| 6 | Norwegian Fjords NOR | 86 | Patient cycle | 5 | 3 | 3 |
| 7 | British Bulldogs GBR | 85 | Crash and bang | 3 | 4 | 4 |
| 8 | German Barbarians GER | 84 | Crash and bang | 3 | 5 | 3 |
| 8 | Montreal Poutine MTL | 84 | Puck possession | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| 10 | Edmonton Frostbite EDM | 83 | Shoot first | 3 | 4 | 4 |
| 11 | Toronto Raccoons TOR | 82 | The trap | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| 12 | Jersey City Commuters JCY | 81 | Stretch passes and odd-man rushes | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Jawns PHI | 81 | Crash and bang | 3 | 5 | 3 |
| 14 | Red RED | 80 | Balanced | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| 14 | Blue BLU | 80 | Balanced | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| 14 | Pittsburgh Pierogies PIT | 80 | Patient cycle | 2 | 4 | 4 |
| 17 | Texas Ice Bandits TEX | 79 | Stretch passes and odd-man rushes | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 17 | New York Noblemen NYN | 79 | Puck possession | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| 17 | Mexican Mariachi MEX | 79 | Crash and bang | 3 | 4 | 2 |
| 17 | Finnish Fish FIN | 79 | Puck possession | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| 17 | Czech Mates CZE | 79 | Puck possession | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| 17 | Boston Beans BOS | 79 | Crash and bang | 2 | 4 | 3 |
| 17 | Newark Layovers NWK | 79 | Crash and bang | 3 | 4 | 3 |
| 24 | Chinese Wall CHN | 78 | The trap | 1 | 4 | 4 |
| 24 | Swedish Sharks SWE | 78 | Patient cycle | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 24 | Latvian Lynx LAT | 78 | Stretch passes and odd-man rushes | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 24 | Detroit Gearheads DET | 78 | Crash and bang | 2 | 5 | 2 |
| 24 | Madison Squeakers MAD | 78 | Puck possession | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| 24 | Buffalo Lake Effect BUF | 78 | The trap | 2 | 3 | 5 |
| 30 | Florida Hockettes FLA | 77 | Stretch passes and odd-man rushes | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 30 | Tokyo Cranes TOK | 77 | Stretch passes and odd-man rushes | 5 | 1 | 3 |
| 30 | Colorado Yetis COL | 77 | The trap | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 30 | Alaska Moose ALA | 77 | Crash and bang | 2 | 4 | 3 |
| 30 | Winnipeg Mosquitoes WPG | 77 | Stretch passes and odd-man rushes | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 35 | African Elephants AFR | 76 | Patient cycle | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| 35 | Kazakh Nomads KAZ | 76 | Shoot first | 3 | 4 | 2 |
| 35 | Seattle Drizzle SEA | 76 | Stretch passes and odd-man rushes | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| 35 | Maine Lobstahs MNE | 76 | Crash and bang | 2 | 4 | 4 |
| 39 | Danish Pastries DEN | 75 | Puck possession | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 39 | Chicago Windbags CHI | 75 | Shoot first | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| 41 | Swiss Cheese SUI | 74 | The trap | 3 | 2 | 4 |
| 41 | Austrian Yodelers AUT | 74 | Patient cycle | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 43 | Seoul Searchers SEO | 73 | Shoot first | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| 44 | Slovak Slowpokes SVK | 72 | The trap | 1 | 4 | 4 |
| 45 | California Gold CAL | 66 | Puck possession | 3 | 2 | 2 |
What the numbers do
- OVR is overall quality. A better team's computer-controlled players read the play faster, finish better and skate a touch quicker, and in Challenge Cup simulations the better team wins more often: 94 against 66 is about 97%, equal ratings are a coin flip. The edge is gentle in a real game. The worst team still beats the best one now and then.
- Speed is top skating speed.
- Hitting is weight in collisions: who flies and who doesn't.
- Size is how big the players look, plus a little extra weight.
- Shooting is the same for every team. A goal is a goal.
Playing styles
Each team's computer players follow a style: how often they shoot, pass, cycle, forecheck, stretch the ice and hit.
- Shoot first. Every puck goes on net. Volume over beauty. Milwaukee Pucks, American Eagles, Canadian Greats, Edmonton Frostbite, Kazakh Nomads, Chicago Windbags, Seoul Searchers.
- Crash and bang. Dump it in, chase it, hit whoever has it. St Paul Norsemen, British Bulldogs, German Barbarians, Philadelphia Jawns, Mexican Mariachi, Boston Beans, Newark Layovers, Detroit Gearheads, Alaska Moose, Maine Lobstahs.
- The trap. They clog the middle and wait for you to make a mistake. Patience is their whole personality. Moscow Mules, Toronto Raccoons, Chinese Wall, Buffalo Lake Effect, Colorado Yetis, Swiss Cheese, Slovak Slowpokes.
- Patient cycle. Low to high, high to low, until somebody gets bored and leaves a lane open. Norwegian Fjords, Pittsburgh Pierogies, Swedish Sharks, African Elephants, Austrian Yodelers.
- Stretch passes and odd-man rushes. Long passes up the ice and odd-man rushes. Risky. Fun to watch. Jersey City Commuters, Texas Ice Bandits, Latvian Lynx, Florida Hockettes, Tokyo Cranes, Winnipeg Mosquitoes, Seattle Drizzle.
- Puck possession. Short passes and keep-away. Pretty when it works. Montreal Poutine, New York Noblemen, Finnish Fish, Czech Mates, Madison Squeakers, Danish Pastries, California Gold.
- Balanced. A bit of everything. The control group. Red, Blue.
Jerseys: Light, Dark and Alt
Every team has three jerseys. Light is the white one. Dark is the team color. Alt is a themed third jersey, like the gold one the Moscow Mules wear. Pick one in Choose teams or in the online lobby. If nobody picks, the home team wears Light and the away team wears Dark. If the two jerseys would look too alike on the ice, the away team switches automatically, so the teams always read apart. Goalies match their team.
Every team
1. Milwaukee Pucks MIL 94 OVR
Brewed locally. Best served on ice.
Style: Shoot first: every puck goes on net. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 5/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Kowalski #12, Schultz #8, Brat #27. Goalie: Custard #30.
2. St Paul Norsemen STP 92 OVR
Arrived by longship. Stayed for the hotdish.
Style: Crash and bang: dump it in, hit everything. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 5/5.
Roster: Olafson #51, Lutefisk #14, Bjorn #88. Goalie: Hotdish #33.
2. American Eagles USA 92 OVR
Land of the free, home of the hip check.
Style: Shoot first: every puck goes on net. Ratings: Speed 5/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Liberty #76, Patriot #17, Maverick #13. Goalie: Freedom #1.
4. Canadian Greats CAN 89 OVR
Sorry about the score.
Style: Shoot first: every puck goes on net. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Sorry #19, Maple #12, Mountie #81. Goalie: Loonie #29.
5. Moscow Mules MOS 88 OVR
Served cold. Will not be moved.
Style: The trap: clog the middle, pounce on mistakes. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 5/5.
Roster: Kopperov #91, Gingerov #16, Limenko #70. Goalie: Stubbornsky #40.
6. Norwegian Fjords NOR 86 OVR
Deep, cold and very patient.
Style: Patient cycle: low to high, wait for it. Ratings: Speed 5/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Fjordsen #18, Glacier #5, Troll #66. Goalie: Aurora #30.
7. British Bulldogs GBR 85 OVR
Keep calm and hit everyone.
Style: Crash and bang: dump it in, hit everything. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Crumpet #9, Bobby #22, Brolly #44. Goalie: Corgi #31.
8. German Barbarians GER 84 OVR
Precision engineering. Imprecise hitting.
Style: Crash and bang: dump it in, hit everything. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 5/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Krusher #2, Schnell #24, Hammer #50. Goalie: Bunker #31.
8. Montreal Poutine MTL 84 OVR
Smothered in skill.
Style: Puck possession: short passes, pretty plays. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 2/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Gravy #10, Frite #71, Bagel #26. Goalie: Smoked Meat #29.
10. Edmonton Frostbite EDM 83 OVR
Minus forty. Either scale.
Style: Shoot first: every puck goes on net. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Windchill #18, Minus Forty #40, Black Ice #77. Goalie: Toque #30.
11. Toronto Raccoons TOR 82 OVR
They get into everything.
Style: The trap: clog the middle, pounce on mistakes. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 2/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Bandit #11, Green Bin #19, Trash Panda #91. Goalie: The Lid #31.
12. Jersey City Commuters JCY 81 OVR
Fifteen minutes from everywhere. Allegedly.
Style: Stretch passes and odd-man rushes. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Turnpike #9, Transfer #15, Rush Hour #5. Goalie: Turnstile #35.
12. Philadelphia Jawns PHI 81 OVR
It's a whole jawn.
Style: Crash and bang: dump it in, hit everything. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 5/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Jawn #17, Hoagie #25, Wooder #3. Goalie: Wiz #33.
14. Brudvig Red RED 80 OVR
The house team. Hits first, asks never.
Style: Balanced: a bit of everything. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Bruiser #44, Snipes #9, Tank #77. Goalie: Wall #31.
14. Brudvig Blue BLU 80 OVR
The other house team. Their goalie is a Vault.
Style: Balanced: a bit of everything. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Crusher #55, Dangles #19, Moose #4. Goalie: Vault #35.
14. Pittsburgh Pierogies PIT 80 OVR
Pinched shut. Pan fried. Hard to crack.
Style: Patient cycle: low to high, wait for it. Ratings: Speed 2/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Potato #66, Onion #12, Kielbasa #58. Goalie: Dumpling #35.
17. Texas Ice Bandits TEX 79 OVR
They steal pucks. Mostly pucks.
Style: Stretch passes and odd-man rushes. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Tumbleweed #11, Rustler #22, Big Tex #64. Goalie: Lasso #39.
17. New York Noblemen NYN 79 OVR
Old money, older skates.
Style: Puck possession: short passes, pretty plays. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 2/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Vanderbilt #3, Sir Dekes #17, Wellington #45. Goalie: Monocle #1.
17. Mexican Mariachi MEX 79 OVR
Every goal gets a song.
Style: Crash and bang: dump it in, hit everything. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Trompeta #10, Vihuela #28, Arpa #74. Goalie: Charro #30.
17. Finnish Fish FIN 79 OVR
Cold water. Colder stare.
Style: Puck possession: short passes, pretty plays. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 2/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Salmonen #19, Haukka #8, Pike #27. Goalie: Sauna #31.
17. Czech Mates CZE 79 OVR
Always two moves ahead. Sometimes three.
Style: Puck possession: short passes, pretty plays. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Pawnek #10, Rookovsky #68, Bishopek #22. Goalie: Kingr #33.
17. Boston Beans BOS 79 OVR
Slow cooked. Wicked hahd.
Style: Crash and bang: dump it in, hit everything. Ratings: Speed 2/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Sully #19, Chowdah #63, Wicked #11. Goalie: Pahk #39.
17. Newark Layovers NWK 79 OVR
Delayed. Never cancelled.
Style: Crash and bang: dump it in, hit everything. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Gate Change #12, Red Eye #7, Standby #21. Goalie: Baggage Claim #30.
24. Chinese Wall CHN 78 OVR
Long, sturdy and very hard to get past.
Style: The trap: clog the middle, pounce on mistakes. Ratings: Speed 1/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Brick #20, Rampart #4, Mortar #52. Goalie: Gatekeeper #1.
24. Swedish Sharks SWE 78 OVR
They never stop moving. Ever.
Style: Patient cycle: low to high, wait for it. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Fjallstrom #13, Chomp #21, Bergqvist #7. Goalie: Jaws #35.
24. Latvian Lynx LAT 78 OVR
Quiet feet. Sharp claws. Unimpressed.
Style: Stretch passes and odd-man rushes. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Ozols #12, Kalnins #24, Purr #71. Goalie: Whiskers #39.
24. Detroit Gearheads DET 78 OVR
Built, not born. Some assembly required.
Style: Crash and bang: dump it in, hit everything. Ratings: Speed 2/5 · Hitting 5/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Torque #4, Piston #88, Chassis #55. Goalie: Lugnut #31.
24. Madison Squeakers MAD 78 OVR
Fresh curds squeak. So do their skates.
Style: Puck possession: short passes, pretty plays. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Squeaky #17, Brat #24, Isthmus #3. Goalie: Custard #33.
24. Buffalo Lake Effect BUF 78 OVR
Six feet overnight. Then more.
Style: The trap: clog the middle, pounce on mistakes. Ratings: Speed 2/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 5/5.
Roster: Snowdrift #26, Whiteout #72, Shovel #14. Goalie: The Plow #31.
30. Florida Hockettes FLA 77 OVR
Pink, fast and completely unbothered.
Style: Stretch passes and odd-man rushes. Ratings: Speed 5/5 · Hitting 2/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Flamingo #7, Gator #23, Sunny #10. Goalie: Shades #1.
30. Tokyo Cranes TOK 77 OVR
Folded with care. Unfolds your defense.
Style: Stretch passes and odd-man rushes. Ratings: Speed 5/5 · Hitting 1/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Origami #8, Senba #10, Folds #41. Goalie: Haiku #30.
30. Colorado Yetis COL 77 OVR
Rarely seen. Frequently felt.
Style: The trap: clog the middle, pounce on mistakes. Ratings: Speed 2/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Bigfoot #99, Avalanche #14, Powder #23. Goalie: Abominable #30.
30. Alaska Moose ALA 77 OVR
Right of way. Always.
Style: Crash and bang: dump it in, hit everything. Ratings: Speed 2/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Antlers #6, Tundra #32, Mush #17. Goalie: Igloo #1.
30. Winnipeg Mosquitoes WPG 77 OVR
You won't see them coming. You'll hear them.
Style: Stretch passes and odd-man rushes. Ratings: Speed 5/5 · Hitting 1/5 · Size 1/5.
Roster: Buzz #2, Itch #13, Swarm #6. Goalie: Bug Spray #40.
35. African Elephants AFR 76 OVR
They never forget a cheap shot.
Style: Patient cycle: low to high, wait for it. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Savanna #8, Tusk #26, Serengeti #15. Goalie: Big Ears #35.
35. Kazakh Nomads KAZ 76 OVR
Never play two games in the same place.
Style: Shoot first: every puck goes on net. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Steppe #7, Yurtov #16, Wanderbek #61. Goalie: Camp #35.
35. Seattle Drizzle SEA 76 OVR
Ninety percent chance of goals.
Style: Stretch passes and odd-man rushes. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 2/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Latte #2, Overcast #20, Grunge #91. Goalie: Umbrella #1.
35. Maine Lobstahs MNE 76 OVR
Ayuh. They pinch first.
Style: Crash and bang: dump it in, hit everything. Ratings: Speed 2/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Clawdia #8, Ayuh #44, Buttah #27. Goalie: The Trap #1.
39. Danish Pastries DEN 75 OVR
Flaky defense. Sweet hands.
Style: Puck possession: short passes, pretty plays. Ratings: Speed 2/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Kringle #6, Smorrebrod #18, Flaky #43. Goalie: Butterfingers #1.
39. Chicago Windbags CHI 75 OVR
All talk. Also all wind.
Style: Shoot first: every puck goes on net. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Gusty #22, Deep Dish #50, Lakefront #8. Goalie: Breezy #29.
41. Swiss Cheese SUI 74 OVR
Full of holes. Mostly the other team's.
Style: The trap: clog the middle, pounce on mistakes. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 2/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Emmental #5, Gruyere #17, Fondue #29. Goalie: Holey #1.
41. Austrian Yodelers AUT 74 OVR
You hear them coming. Twice.
Style: Patient cycle: low to high, wait for it. Ratings: Speed 2/5 · Hitting 3/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Edelweiss #11, Strudel #25, Lederhosen #48. Goalie: Echo #1.
43. Seoul Searchers SEO 73 OVR
Still looking for the puck. Very close now.
Style: Shoot first: every puck goes on net. Ratings: Speed 4/5 · Hitting 2/5 · Size 3/5.
Roster: Kim #9, Park #15, Wherezit #42. Goalie: Lee #31.
44. Slovak Slowpokes SVK 72 OVR
In no hurry. Neither is the puck.
Style: The trap: clog the middle, pounce on mistakes. Ratings: Speed 1/5 · Hitting 4/5 · Size 4/5.
Roster: Pomaly #14, Snailik #44, Lenivy #62. Goalie: Shelldon #30.
45. California Gold CAL 66 OVR
Laid back until the faceoff.
Style: Puck possession: short passes, pretty plays. Ratings: Speed 3/5 · Hitting 2/5 · Size 2/5.
Roster: Dude #21, Sunset #13, Avocado #55. Goalie: Zen #32.
Bonus teams
Eight more teams are in Choose teams, after the league: T. rexes, aliens, real moose, robots and more. Play them in any mode except the Challenge Cup. They aren't in the league, so they aren't in the rankings.
- The Titans 88
- The Dawgs 86
- The Rex 95
- The Aliens 91
- The Moose 85
- The Robots 50
- The Mushrooms 83
- The Trees 86
Questions
What is the best team in Brudvig Hockey?
The Milwaukee Pucks, rated 94. The St Paul Norsemen (92) and the American Eagles (92) are next.
What is the worst team?
The California Gold, rated 66. Next lowest is the Slovak Slowpokes at 72.
Are these real teams?
No. Every team, player, logo and jersey is original. They are not affiliated with any league, team or player.
Can I play as any team?
All 45 league teams are open in every mode, including the Challenge Cup. 8 bonus teams are open in every other mode.
Can I choose jerseys?
Yes. Light, Dark or Alt, in Choose teams or the online lobby. Without a pick, home wears Light and away wears Dark, and the away team changes if the colors clash.
Do better teams shoot harder?
No. Shooting is the same for every team. Ratings change decision-making, speed, hitting and size.